== Steps ==
#Try saying the infamous line, "Do you really want to spend more time with me after school than absolutely necessary?" Any teacher will usually drop the subject pretty quickly. You can also say something along the lines of "It'll never happen again," or "I didn't mean to."
#Blame it on someone else. Be vague about it, but clear enough so that it is known that you are not the guilty party.
#If there is a new teacher/student in your school, try to shift the blame toward them.
#[[Cry|Cry]].
#Try to make it embarrassing for yourself. If the teacher asks why you had to spend so much time in the bathroom, say you had diarrhea.
#Say that you will talk to your teacher after class. This gives you more time to think of an excuse but it will not be as embarrassing to say that embarrassing excuse. It will also give the teacher a favorable impression of you, as if you actually want to solve the problem. This is one thing that will almost always work.
#Try freedom of speech or making a rule after the fact. This can also blow up in your face so use it as a last resort.
#Try to make the teacher feel bad for you like saying a pet died. This works best if you say you were off crying in the bathroom about your loss. Well, if it looks like you were crying.
#Does the teacher have proof, without reasonable doubt, you did it? Ask for proof you did it, and look confident, they may see your expression as proof.

lol, i like it, mite try it sometine

i just say i left my brain at home and theres no point cos i wont learn anything

lol tinferno, but do u reckon, we actually have it in 6 form?

yeh, i seen a teacher give a S1 and S2 to a 6th former